• came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    10 months ago

    the last time I had a dating profile, it was a very anti-dating profile type of profile.

    very “I am only on here to have something to do on my phone when I take a shit. and maybe find someone to rob. buy me dinner and I’ll steal your laptop” type shit. all of my pictures were unflattering.

    I got an embarrassing number of matches.