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minus-squareEgon [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up138arrow-down1·10 months agoLast time I went out for a run, Trump got shot. This time I come back and Joe Biden has been retired. The mistress of fate fears my calves
minus-squareRuncible [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up74·10 months agoHave you considered changing from weekly runs to daily runs?
minus-squareEgon [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up52·10 months agoI’m fearful of the consequences… And also my calves
minus-squareFinger [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up51·10 months agono more half measures walter
minus-squarePili [any, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39·10 months agono more calf measures Egon
minus-squareEgon [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·edit-210 months ago (but it’s just my leggies)
minus-squareBlockocheese [any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up50·10 months agoYou need to go on a run everyday until the end of this year, comrade We need more post material
minus-squareCloutAtlas [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·10 months agoWeek where decades happen is just when someone gets really into cardio
minus-squareEgon [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·10 months agoTime is perception and those runs do feel like weeks tbh
minus-squareEgon [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·edit-210 months agoThe secret service finally connects the dots and sends a hit squad to kill my ass when Putin and Xi announce they’re going to get gay married
minus-squareredtea@lemmygrad.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·10 months agoThey won’t catch you after all that training.
minus-squareasante [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up40·10 months agokeep up the good work comrade
minus-squareEgon [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·10 months agoNo I think I have to come back for my runs for it to take effect. Like it’s a sort of quantum state where something could have happened at all times but only will have happened when I return home.
minus-squarethe_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·edit-24 months agodeleted by creator
minus-squareNoamParenti [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·10 months agoCan you get a treadmill maybe?
minus-squareEgon [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·10 months agoThen I could follow along with the news and thus nothing would happen
minus-squareHiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·10 months agoGot those Flex Mentallo calves. “Hero Of The Beach” more like “Hero of Hexbear”
minus-squareEgon [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·10 months agoFlex mentallo was a wild deep cut. Had to Google that guy, is the comic any good?
minus-squareHiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·10 months agoGonna be real, I’ve not read it. Or much of Grant Morrison’s work outside of Animal Man.
minus-squareEgon [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·10 months agoIt looks like 90’s coked out fun
minus-squareSuperZutsuki [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·10 months agoGo for more runs
minus-squareEgon [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·10 months agoBut my leggies hurt!
minus-squareSuperZutsuki [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·10 months agoYour legs hurting is the sensation of empire crumbling
minus-squaresilent_water [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·10 months agothey get used to it. don’t listen to their whining.
minus-squaresomeone [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·10 months agoI eagerly anticipate the day you run a marathon. It’ll be a 10000 comment thread before the day is out.
minus-squareEgon [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·10 months agoLenin rises from the dead and chokes on an Oreo within minutes
Last time I went out for a run, Trump got shot. This time I come back and Joe Biden has been retired.
The mistress of fate fears my calves
Have you considered changing from weekly runs to daily runs?
I’m fearful of the consequences… And also my calves
no more half measures walter
no more calf measures Egon
You need to go on a run everyday until the end of this year, comrade
We need more post material
Week where decades happen is just when someone gets really into cardio
Time is perception and those runs do feel like weeks tbh
The secret service finally connects the dots and sends a hit squad to kill my ass when Putin and Xi announce they’re going to get gay married
They won’t catch you after all that training.
keep up the good work comrade
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No I think I have to come back for my runs for it to take effect. Like it’s a sort of quantum state where something could have happened at all times but only will have happened when I return home.
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Can you get a treadmill maybe?
Then I could follow along with the news and thus nothing would happen
Got those Flex Mentallo calves.
“Hero Of The Beach” more like “Hero of Hexbear”
Flex mentallo was a wild deep cut. Had to Google that guy, is the comic any good?
Gonna be real, I’ve not read it. Or much of Grant Morrison’s work outside of Animal Man.
It looks like 90’s coked out fun
Go for more runs
But my leggies hurt!
Your legs hurting is the sensation of empire crumbling
they get used to it. don’t listen to their whining.
I eagerly anticipate the day you run a marathon. It’ll be a 10000 comment thread before the day is out.
Lenin rises from the dead and chokes on an Oreo within minutes