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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 3 years ago

A broken clock fixed by taping a working one over it is a perfect metaphor for every project you'll encounter during your career.

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A broken clock fixed by taping a working one over it is a perfect metaphor for every project you'll encounter during your career.

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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 3 years ago
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  • Washburn [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    “That was a temporary solution we implemented around 15”

    “What, like 15 minutes ago?”

    “2015”

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      You really do see so many of those over time.

      // Temporary - remove after rollout

      And you do a git blame to see if you can safely remove it and the code is like 5 years old and the person has left the company.

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        or this bastard

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      “Temporary solutions-- aren’t.” – Unattributed

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        There is nothing more permanent than a temporary solution.

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      This joke gets funnier the older it is

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