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Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago

This is where gift cards are at

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This is where gift cards are at

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Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago
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    10 months ago

    “my standards are too high to fuck you myself as a gift, so much so that I decided to purchase you a gift card, with my own money, so that someone else can reject you instead.”

    “oh, thanks”

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      Fucking your friend as a gift sounds bizarre

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        If I had to choose between my mates trying to fuck me or getting me a Tinder Gift card, I’d go get a new set of mates haha

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        Sounds like you have some pretty dull friends, then :p

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          It’s more it being a gift that makes it bizarre

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            Would you prefer it be a punishment?

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              Why do I feel attacked?

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