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Nero@sopuli.xyz to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 11 months ago

Imperial Stormtrooper Spotted Fleeing Scene of Trump Shooting

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Imperial Stormtrooper Spotted Fleeing Scene of Trump Shooting

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Nero@sopuli.xyz to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 11 months ago
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PENNSYLVANIA — An Imperial Stormtrooper was seen fleeing the scene after Donald Trump was rushed off stage during a rally in Pennsylvania. Trump was in…
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    11 months ago

    “It’s not unusual to hear gunfire at a Trump rally, but usually it’s directed at chemtrails.”

    Heh

  • Nexus@lemmy.zip
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    THE STORM TROOPERS ARE THE GOOD GUYS NOW???

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      Contrary to popular belief, the enemy of your enemy is quite often also a douche

      • Nexus@lemmy.zip
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        I’m not even being serious I’m messing around here cuz I want to have fun

    • Manucode@infosec.pub
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      I’m unsure about that

      • Nexus@lemmy.zip
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        11 months ago

        NOOOOO

  • samus12345@lemmy.world
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    Nah, a stormtrooper wouldn’t have even been able to clip his ear.

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      One of them did hit Leia in Ep. VI.

      Or was that a scout trooper?

      • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        That guy was filling in from Spaceball One, he was one of those Assholes.

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        Good point. They had different helmets, but close enough.

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    Waitaminit, if the Evil Empire wants Trump dead…

    I’m so confused…

    • samus12345@lemmy.world
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      Well, the shooter was a registered Republican.

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      So, there’s a theory that the storm troopers were ordered to miss so they wouldn’t kill Luke and Leia. I definitely wouldn’t put it past Trump to stage an assassination attempt to make himself into a matryr.

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    I could believe this lol. Of course it’d be cosplay and running from gunfire, as ya do, but ykwim.

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