pls compost your poop ty
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As I write this, I unironically have a gentle stream of warm water cleansing my balloon knot.
Edit: just wiped to dry, no poop. Also, it primes the warm water line for when I wash my hands.
Bidets are bad because after you get one you will never want to poop anywhere else again
Reported for sectarianism. Not cool.
Nintendo Poopcube
And this, THIS is what I call the NINTENDO SHITCUBE
Absolutely not, no fuck you, I need to be clean
EDIT: I’m sorry I said fuck you, I know this is just a shitpost
thesis: bidets are good
antithesis: bidets are bad, compost toilets are good
synthesis: compost toilet WITH a bidet
Then it fills up with water quickly, right?
not if you get one of those handheld sprayers (or a hose I guess) and stand up
now i have to pee on someone else’s poo because of woke
I’m going to set up a compost toilet on my balcony
Why not a bidet to minimize toilet paper use and a compost toilet to recycle your doodoo?
In other words, porque no los dos?
And so the Communist Party (Marxist-Leninist-Bidetist) and the Communist Party (Marxist-Leninist-Maoist-Composting-Toiletist) were merged, satisfying the requirements of the Comintern
I got a portable bidet just this week because of how insufferable it is to poop anywhere outside my home.
My new bidet just arrived, installing it in a few minutes. Will be taking luxurious poos by the end of the work day!
Retvrn to ovthovse
Where is the drinking faucet on that box?
