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Midnight@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 months ago

Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips

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Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips

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Midnight@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 months ago
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WASHINGTON—Admitting that he had never been more conflicted about a ruling in his life, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas was reportedly torn Monday over a case in which both sides offered compelling scuba trips. “While there’s a strong historical precedent for a lavish excursion to Bali, the plaintiff has instead…
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    I’m guessing that’s because the few grand we know about was the distraction. The real payment happened without us knowing about it.

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