this is referring to canned coffee drinks, not ground coffee sold in coffee cans …
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Point was, not everyone with coffee in their cabinet needs to start panicking.
Oh, ig I didn’t even think about that. Didn’t mean to scare anyone!
Says you. If I drink enough coffee I will… coffee… panic, panic, did I leave my kids at the school overnight? Oh… no, thank God. No I didn’t, because they’re all grown and living 500 miles away now. Fuck… I did leave the burner on. Oh wait, no, it’s fine. That’s not my trailer, that’s my neighbor Francis’s trailer. And fuck him.
Canned, already brewed coffee from a company called Snapchill.
Looking at their site, a 6-pack is $30… No thanks…
Wait what? How is that WAY more expensive than say beer which also has an extra tax?
I thought exactly the same…
Drink 2 of those a day and you’re up to pack a day smoker levels of frivalous spending! Then again, I’ve seen people drop that much on a glorified chocolate milk at Starbucks…
tbf, the coffee’s food poisoning seems to be more effective. You get what you pay for, as they say.
With those prices no wonder it’s fatal.
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Direct link to the list: https://www.fda.gov/media/179493/download?attachment
It’s mostly all branded whitelabel coffee from Snapchill Coffee, not hundreds of different sources.
And the reward for checking out the official list? Knowledge of such a thing called Gay Awakening Coffee - Drag Bean.
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Wonder whats happening with Rudy Giuliani’s coffee.
Already went under, so it’s either rotting in a warehouse, being sold at clearance prices, or already in a landfill.
How could he lie to me?!
