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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 11 months ago

Anon meets his gf's parents

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Anon meets his gf's parents

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 11 months ago
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    So, what do we Europeans whip out and place on the coffee table to make a statement?

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      GDPR pocket books

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        images(1)

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          Data protection regulation for dummies I’m assuming? Mein Deutsch ist sehr schlecht.

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            GDPR for Dummies. GDPR is DSGVO in German, “Datenschutz-Grundverordnung”.

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      Cock

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        Spotted dick

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        No way, that’s only after the 5th family date

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          Nah the second one is in a sauna

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          And too obvious and not specific to European c***.

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      A bottle of wine. Good wine preferably.

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      Health insurance policies

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        Hmm, you’d think that. But actually health insurance works here. It’s nothing to brag about. I rarely hear people talking about it. At least not more than they talk about their households contents insurance. (I mean guns in the USA also aren’t something exceptional… so you might have a point.)

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          Nah guns are more like dutch bicycles. Yes we all have several, but each is important and must be talked about

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          I’m sure people who have good health insurance in the US don’t see it as an issue. But what about all the others?

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          “Health insurance works… … nothing to brag about”

          Ah, the elite countries with their made up issues /s

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      Beans on toast.

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        I severely doubt English degeneracy reflects anywhere else in Europe.

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          Haha. Good point. Universal healthcare then?

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        Barftastic

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          Yes. Unless it’s done well.

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      A cheese wheel?

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      Water pistols. (Optionally modified to shoot liquid nitrogen)

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        While it sounds badass “shooting” liquid nitrogen is in fact quite useless. Source: i had liquid nitrogen poured over my hands at room temp. It just feels like cold water as it quickly evaporates before actually touching it.

        See video for example and when it acts different.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnsDdJwW-KU

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          It’s not meant to cause too much damage. If I wanted that I’d attach a match to the front and shoot fuel instead but that sounds even less legal.

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      Knives?

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