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Rustmilian@lemmy.world to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago

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Rustmilian@lemmy.world to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago
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  • NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de
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    and Windows 10 is obviously so outdated it’s not even worth including

    • Rustmilian@lemmy.worldOP
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      I’m honestly surprised someone got that, LMAO.

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    I don’t see Hannah Montana Linux, that’s a paddlin’

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      Hannah Montana Linux is too good to be listed, if we at Microsoft acknowledged it’s existence we’ll have to admit that Linux is clearly superior and that’s a threat to our bottom line.

      Hannah Montana Linux? Sorry, never heard of it.

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      Hannah Montana Linux was shut down and replaced with Justin Bieber Linux to stay relevant, it’s newer so it’s better.

  • Arbiter@lemmy.world
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    What about TempleOS?

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      Can’t connect to the internet, so we at Microsoft can’t farm any of your data; Maliciously Bad.

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    I’m too lazy but is Microsoft’s Azure Linux on there as well?

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      Pffft. We at Microsoft don’t use Linux, that clearly doesn’t exist.

      please all corporations please please buy Microsoft Azure & Windows Server please we at Microsoft beg of you

    • RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works
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      No

  • where_am_i@sh.itjust.works
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    You’re like 20y late with this joke. MS runs their servers on linux nowdays.

    They already have WSL and their own Linux distro.

    Give them another 5 years and they’ll have rewritten their core to sit on top of unix and will have become a simple commercial linux distro. When buying a windows laptop you will be able to click through 5 yes/no promts, unlock the terminal and yum -S gnome-desktop to break free. No dual boot needed.

    You know what’s the worst part? M$ will be the biggest contributor to the kernel. And that’s how linux will die.

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      I doubt that, but not as hard as I thought I would

  • AVincentInSpace@pawb.social
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    You forgot to put Windows 10 in “Maliciously Bad”

    You will use Windows 11 or you will not use Windows at all

  • Possibly linux@lemmy.zip
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    AI vs not AI

  • bulwark@lemmy.world
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    Ohh, I hear TierMaker OS is really good.

  • 乇ㄥ乇¢ㄒ尺ㄖ@infosec.pub
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    GNOMEO ?! never heard of that one before ?

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      It clearly says iNOME O.


      GNOME OS is a distro for testing out GNOME technologies and isn’t intended for daily use.

      • 乇ㄥ乇¢ㄒ尺ㄖ@infosec.pub
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        Thank you

        I thought it wasn’t properly scaled

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      Wherefore art thou Gnomeo?

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    There is no BSD???

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      BSD? Sorry, we at microsoft only know of BDSM.
      #DominationKink #CummingToUserSuffering

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        I once saw a webcomic many years ago with a straight couple in kink gear in front of a computer, and the guy was saying something like “You’ve been a bad girl, I’m installing Windows ME on your computer.”

        I tried searching for it, but I can’t find it. :/

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        Them kinky bastards!!! Lmao

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    Even from the MS perspective, Debian is over Arch, check mate non-believers

    This is obviously a joke.

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    (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

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    No NixOS?

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      4th row 3rd icon

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        I’m blind, sorry

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    Manjaro should have its own even lower tier

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      That wouldn’t make sense. They should have Ubuntu be in the middle since it is closely tied to Azure

      • Ziglin (it/they)@lemmy.world
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        How about a ‘Just because we use it doesn’t mean it’s any good’ tier?

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