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Nero@sopuli.xyz to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Study Finds Midnight Is Perfect Time for Cat to Do 14 Laps of Room Really Fast

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Study Finds Midnight Is Perfect Time for Cat to Do 14 Laps of Room Really Fast

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Nero@sopuli.xyz to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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A new study out of Yale University that will certainly have ramifications for felines across the globe confirms that midnight is the perfect time for your cat to do 14 laps of your bedroom really, really fast, especially if you are asleep. “It’s important for a domestic cat to get a certain
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    Fun fact : cats are corpuscular crepuscular. They are most active at dawn and dusk.

    Their high energy time is our low energy time.

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      not to be that guy, but it’s crepuscular. My cat is also corpuscular (quite fat), but that’s on me.

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        Good catch. I’ll correct the above.

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      and we keep waking them up for cuddles during their nap time so they keep waking us up for zoomies during our nap time

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        Cats are light sleepers and wake eachother up all the time. They don’t mind it as much as humans do. Though to be fair, the natural rythm of humans is to wake up once in the middle of the night and then continue sleeping.

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          cats know what is best for us, they are like “WAKE UP HUMAN IT IS ALMOST FUCKING 3 AM WHAT ARE YOU DOING?”

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            Yeah, that’s part of it. Since they are light sleepers and see you as clumsy kittens, then they expect you to be a light sleeper too. When you aren’t waking up they get worried you died lol

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      Anti matter, that’s also what destroyed the Egyptians, the cats were playing around with it and lost control.

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    I like cats

  • theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world
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    Also humans with ADHD

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      I’m never sure if the 3am zoomies are my roommate or the cat.

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    banging the feeder with their hands

    Where I’m from, cats have paws. (Also, I opt out of AI images showing human-handed cats, don’t you dare)

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      You didn’t say non-AI

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