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ickplant@lemmy.worldM to Opossums@lemmy.world · 11 months ago

Where's my cocaine, doc?

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Where's my cocaine, doc?

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ickplant@lemmy.worldM to Opossums@lemmy.world · 11 months ago
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  • cmac@lemmy.world
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    You can get one of those things without a prescription now

    • LemmyFeed@lemmy.world
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      I’m pretty sure you can get both without a prescription.

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        You’ll get publicly whipped for buying vibratory in many parts of the world.

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        • BlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.world
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          Define many, you don’t get to India or places where Islam is the leading religion.

      • Anticorp@lemmy.world
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        I definitely can’t get cocaine without risking imprisonment.

        • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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          You could if you were cooler

          • Anticorp@lemmy.world
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            I wish I were cooler.

            • SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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              Join us in Colombia!

    • spicy pancake@lemmy.zip
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      Unless you live in certain counties in the southern United States, where technically you need a prescription for a “marital aid.” Adult stores have to label everything as “novelty use only.” Really dumb.

      Cocaine is also technically available as a prescription dental/oral/nasal anesthetic but I doubt there are any dentists and ENTs who want the headache and DEA spotlight on them when alternatives are available.

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        The south must be destroyed. Open the borders.

      • kameecoding@lemmy.world
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        Land of the free, lmao

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        Murican puritans, lol.

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    Fuck cocaine, gimme ketamine and shrooms!

    All joking aside, both are illegal where I live and carry the same sentence as horse and actual coke. ¯\(ツ)/¯

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      and carry the same sentence as horse

      Damn. Horses are illegal where you live?

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        Ever heard of Mr. Hands?

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          God damn, are you trying to scar everyone here for life? If so, well done!

        • Match!!@pawb.social
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          I thought that involved poppers vcr cleaner

        • Anticorp@lemmy.world
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          No, but I’ve heard of Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo.

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      What is horse cocaine?

      • jol@discuss.tchncs.de
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        🐎

      • rhandyrhoads@lemmy.world
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        Horse is it’s own thing. Usually slang for heroin unless there’s something in his country (or mine even) I’m unaware of.

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      That sounds like a very odd mixed drink.

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    I know a cat for your problems.

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      I’d love to have a pet opossum. 🥰

    • fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      And that’s how crazy cat ladies are formed.

      • ilija@lemmy.world
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        No, no I know cat who can sell you cocaine

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          Know I know where he goes when I let him out. And where all my coke has gone!

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    An honest meditation! https://youtu.be/92i5m3tV5XY

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      I love it!

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    Vibrators were invented after cocaine was illegal

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      Technically, they never said it was at the same time.

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