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dazzledbeans @lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 年前

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dazzledbeans @lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 年前
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  • Hyperreality@kbin.social
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    I get that women don’t feel safe rejecting guys openly, but it’s pretty sad to realise they’re that scared of you.

    I mean, you start questioning what you did to scare them. Was it how you looked at them? Was it how you’re dressed, the hammer, the way you asked them out, … ?

    • WarmSoda@lemm.ee
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      Definitely the hammer. I’ve had some success with a power drill.

      • illectrility@sh.itjust.works
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        I always bring a power station and drill when they speak. If I can’t hear it, I wasn’t rejected.

        Works for traffic stops, too.

    • dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      The brownish red stains on the sleeves usually do it for me.

      • WarmSoda@lemm.ee
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        Shows you’re a hard worker

  • Hank@kbin.social
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    Polt twist: OP got rejected because of his weight

    • Kosove@lemmy.world
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      Doesn’t matter; had pizza.

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