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MacedWindow@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Eventually you outgrow him

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Eventually you outgrow him

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MacedWindow@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    Ugh baby, cocaine in the yacht jacuzzi again? Cant we stay at home one weekend?

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      I’m telling you baby we should be snorting this stuff. Way more efficient than soaking it up like epsom salt.

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    I like this explanation better lol

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    Real life Mr Peanutbutter.

  • mipadaitu@lemmy.world
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    Really makes a lot of sense.

  • Margot Robbie@lemmy.world
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    It’s true, I’ve watched this documentary about this woman in her twenties who dumped Leo after being in an dysfunctional relationship with him.

    I think it’s called “The Wolf of Wall Street” or something.

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    Q: Why does Leo only date beautiful 23 year olds?

    A: Because he can.

    • stebo@sopuli.xyz
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      My question is rather why do the 23 year olds date him.

      I guess also because they can…

      • Got_Bent@lemmy.world
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        Fun coupons. So many fun coupons

        • stebo@sopuli.xyz
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          ok but like do they also kiss him for that? because eww

          • prayer@sh.itjust.works
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            It’s the legal way to sell your body.

      • kameecoding@lemmy.world
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        Because he is famous and rich?

        Whats hard to understand about that?

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        Lots of women have a thing for older men, or are willing to put up with older men for the benefits that come with it (money, fame, etc)

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      How do you even date twenty people at once???

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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        It’s easy when they’re only 3 years old.

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    As a man it was in my mid twenties I realized he’s a good actor and not just a teenage heartthrob.

    I hated him when I was a kid. Later I realized him getting all the girls doesn’t mean he’s a bad guy.

    It was when I watched The Island that I first realized he’s a good actor.

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      Nobody said anything about his acting. This is about him never dating anyone over 25.

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        I said something about acting

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          Ah, I figured you thought you were on-topic (that the original post was somehow critical of his acting?), not on a tangent. My mistake.

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      But that was Ewan McGregor?

      Lol, I think you mean Shutter Island.

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        I think they meant the beach.

      • intensely_human@lemm.ee
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        Oh you’re right I was thinking of Mike Myers in Wayne’s World

        Hey Mister Donut Head Man who’s trying to kill ya?

        I don’t know but they better not!

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      Romeo + Juliet for me. It got me through a Lit. paper.

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      Same as a ten young adult I didn’t think much of him. As I got older I realized just how good he is as an actor.

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      Confidentially missed the point.

      I agree, he is a good actor. But he is also a sleezebag who only dates models half his age and consistently dumps them when they turn 25.

      Even though I respect his work, I have no respect for him as a person anymore.

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        Top Secretly missed the point

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        Made a different point

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    Yeah, but it still doesn’t explain why he’s never dated (since he was 25) a woman his own age.

    Or I guess he’s just an instant bore to anyone who has life experience? That seems possible.

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      Boy you catch on quick

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      Thatsthejoke.jpeg

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    It’s not me, it’s you.

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    If I was a rich Megastar I too would use my status and money to date beautiful young women

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      I very much wouldn’t. I’m not interested in the kinds of things a young trophy wife is going to offer. I think being a rich megastar would be bad for my dating game, because it would attract all the wrong people.

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        deleted by creator

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          I’m in my 30’s too and teach at university and train a lot of staff in their early 20s at work. 20s really seems like and extension of teenage years to me now. I would feel like I’m dating someone underage.

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          I just bought a stihl 131 and I’ve been enjoying it way to much.

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    I don’t find it funnier, but that’s my honest opinion. Know why? Because there’s nothing ‘objective’ about it.

    Why do people like to fuck these words up?

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      People like to spice their words up. Take the literal stick out your hypothetical hole.

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        That’s weak word spice. That’s not even spice, that’s fucking word sand. That is word chalk.

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          Your opinion is unwelcome and rejected.

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            Apologies, mr spokesperson for humankind.

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          you’re objectively wrong.

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    Every woman coincidentally dumps him at 25 because they just reached enlightenment all at the same age? No, he dumps them because he is writing his own lore.

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