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Andromxda 🇺🇦🇵🇸🇹🇼@lemmy.dbzer0.com to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago

This is hilarious

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This is hilarious

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Andromxda 🇺🇦🇵🇸🇹🇼@lemmy.dbzer0.com to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago
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    “You know when you run many commands in the terminal with &&? Like that but with penises.”

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      This comment combines two of life’s experiences that are usually seperate.

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        unzip && strip && touch && finger && grep && mount && fsck && more && yes && fsck && fsck && umount && clean && sleep

        Edit: and yes, this joke is older than the gods as evidenced by the presence of finger, and I’m not sure clean is a thing in modern UN*X distros. Not in FreeBSD at any rate

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          I can’t read fsck as anything other than “fs check”

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            nahh, you’re lying, and you know that

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            It sounds like fisk in my head.

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            It sounds like fisk in my head.

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          All while one of the users has gimp in their session

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      So it stops once someone doesn’t finish?

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        Well in a way yes. It’s a blocking interface.

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        Look, some of us take our time, and so others think the process has stalled, but it will complete eventually. Just take a number and you will be summoned in the order you arrived.

        And will someone hose the party favor down? And how do you even get that on the ceiling?! Joey TAKE THE HOSE OUT OF YOUR ASS!

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