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FrenchThrowAway@jlai.lu to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 months ago

Virgin penis

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Virgin penis

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FrenchThrowAway@jlai.lu to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 months ago
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    This is why sounding is important.

    • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world
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      I use a q-tip to get everything

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        Pipe cleaner crew checking in.

        • setVeryLoud(true);@lemmy.ca
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          I use a plumbing snake, works better

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            deleted by creator

        • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca
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          Well, that’s enough internet for me today.

  • TurboWafflz@lemmy.world
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    Wait is this a blood clot demo that’s been relabeled

    • brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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      The vegans re-labeled it too

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        “the vegans”

        • Gloomy@mander.xyz
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          Yes, yes. We decided to relable this picture on our last annual Vegan-Council.

          Joke aside, a plant base diet seems to be better for your arteries.

          https://www.businessinsider.com/researcher-gave-up-meat-doctor-described-effects-on-arteries-2022-12

          Amd more scientific

          https://www.mdpi.com/2308-3425/10/3/94

    • ichbinjasokreativ@lemmy.world
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      Something like that

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    This looks like a parody of all those bullshit incel images explaining how a woman’s vagina will become loose if she’s promiscuous.

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    There is actually a lot of scientific evidence to back this up. Many male prostitutes will undergo a natural transformation where their penis turns into a breakfast burrito, so they can charge for the night and then again for food in the morning.

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      Transformers: burritos in disguise!

  • LinkOpensChest.wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I drink this to remove the buildup and keep my system healthy

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      It’s nice to see a fella who cares about the fuel economy of his penis.

    • wrenchmonkey@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      will that treat 15 gallons of beverage or waste?

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    im gonna need some context for the original image

    • samus12345@lemmy.world
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      They were originally demonstrating clogged arteries.

    • Zacryon@lemmy.wtf
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      I suppose it was some typical religious bullshit like “masturbation bad, god sad, boo”.

      • CephalonKappa@discuss.tchncs.de
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        https://sh.itjust.works/comment/11950803

    • CelloMike@startrek.website
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      Probably something to do with cholesterol

    • stom@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Penile implants to combat erectile dysfunction - you can see the original annotations about the valve and pump located in the scrotum, along with the inflatable bladder that gets insert in the shaft.

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        Better than what AI is vomiting up…

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          Not relevant.

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      Asking for a friend?

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    Fleshlight designs are getting weird (they were getting weird before too, it’s just that now also).

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    You can insert a cockroach into your penis. Its eat all the accumulated semen and when finish its get out. Is pretty easy and safety to do.

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      I think Google AI mentioned something about this 🤔

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        Also that jumping off the golden gate bridge is a viable way to deal with depression.

        To be fair, I haven’t heard any complaints of depression from people who have jumped off the golden gate bridge, so it seems true. 🤔

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    I love me some mcgriddles

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    deleted by creator

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    I’m a khvnmnw

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