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Riker@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

I thought I was alone

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I thought I was alone

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Riker@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    If you are worried about late marriage you can easily avoid it by going straight to cats and a manfree lifestyle.

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      Cool, but to make room for the cats I had to flush all my snakes down the toilet. Am I doing this right?

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        Oh shit, flush the snakes?? Not the husband??

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          I don’t see the contradiction.

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            Lolololol, good point!!

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      Worst thing for women’s friendships is marriage. Stick with your fellow ladies. Live in a big house together and embrace the sorority lifestyle. Reject the Patriarchy, abandon legal monogamy, and embrace Amazonian thought.

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        This sounds awesome. Can I become an honorary woman so I can get in on this? I come with a 100% little brother vibes guarantee.

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          Yes, little brother vibes are good vibes. 👍

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        Please 🥺

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