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BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 11 months ago

Farmboy's lament

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Farmboy's lament

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BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 11 months ago
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    Repo bot 4000

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      One late payment and John Deer sends a command to drive to the nearest dealer. I’d start leaving my vehicles nearly out of fuel if that started happening.

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        Watch them start putting in a reserve power supply (batteries or some such) to thwart this.

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          Cowboys are starting to tie the wheels of their machines together. Lasso is always in reach to catch the runaway.

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            That makes my mind go to keeping their equipment in pens, like concrete block wall pens. Right next to the livestock so it can’t escape.

            And that’s a really silly idea, but probably not all that far off.

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              Y’all read some real boring dystopian fiction. 😅

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