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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldM to InsanePeopleFacebook@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Sovcit has a question.

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Sovcit has a question.

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldM to InsanePeopleFacebook@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world
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    My dyslexic brain cannot follow this incomprehensible writing.

    • LuckingFurker (Any/All)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I’m not dyslexic and I can’t follow it either 🤷‍♀️

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        I read extremely dry and convoluted technical documentation for a living and I gave up on this one.

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          That’s because you’re used to convoluted and this is convolucated. Get 👏 edumacated 👏

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      They came incredibly close to realizing that modern money is basically imaginary and made up of 1s and 0s, and instead came up with an insane story to explain it

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    “In conclusion, I shouldn’t have to pay child support”

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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      It seems to lead there way too often, doesn’t it?

      “I don’t want to be responsible for my kids and here’s the loophole.”

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    This is actually one of the most reasonable Sovcit takes I’ve seen.

    Completely bonkers basis for the argument, several insane logical leaps but… At least I understand what they’re trying to say.

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      You can? Because I got lost somewhere in Rome.

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        Maybe he’s Rothbart.

        • ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world
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          Maybe he’s Maybelline.

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      You’re one step ahead of the rest of us

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        Which means he’s one of THEM!

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          A banker?

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            If he can read sovcit, then he’s the sovcit.

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              Can they even read each other’s crazy ramblings?

              I’m thinking it’s like The Three Christs of Ypsilanti where they end up saying “those two guys aren’t the real Jesus, they’re mental patients. I’m the real Jesus.”

              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Three_Christs_of_Ypsilanti

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      really? I felt like I was having a stroke trying to parse it

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    I hear you can get much more these days when you sell a kid to the U.S. Corporation’s Departments than back when my daughter was born.

    Some people are paying off their student loans if they have at least three kids.

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      Hardcore Mormons are extremely well positioned in the market. Utah about to be minting millionaires once the word spreads.

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    When you are born, your parents sell your birth certificate for $600,000, and when you’re 20, the government declares you dead and takes your land.

    This is where banks get money for credit card loans from. But the money you borrow is actually your own money, stolen when you were declared dead.

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    Zombie outbreak movie but instead it’s all p-zombies muttering this nonsense

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    “No, you are not understanding this at all.”

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    So, when someone asks “where does the money on my creditcard come from, before I pay it back?”, you can either point them to the wiki page for Fractional Reserve Banking, ooooooor…

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    The Rothschild in me is suddenly feeling like a Rockefeller…crossbreed with a Bush…

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