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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Anon is at a crossroads in life

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Anon is at a crossroads in life

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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    Wants to get his shit together – becomes a plumber.

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      Plumbers make bank, they’re in demand a lot

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        They literally keep the shit of other people together… I don’t know why I thought the people of green text would get the joke.

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          Aaah I am dense, thanks

          FYI wasn’t criticizing you, was just saying

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          It took me a double read to get the joke. I’m dumdum

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      Now he’s getting other people’s shit together

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        At any time he can lay a deuce in one of them pipes and get paid for it too.

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      Trades like plumber, electricians, etc make good money. Especially if they unionize and get that OT.

      • Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin@lemm.ee
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        Problem is breaking into them

        Everyone wants more tradesmen but none of the current tradesmen want to train any

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          They’re desperate now days. When I was younger and 20ish I tried breaking in and was basically told if I didn’t have a friend or family in to forget about it. I eventually found myself a niche in the trades, but it was rough and not what I wanted. Now we’re facing this demographic shift away from the boomers and because they where dicks about it then, it’s a thing now.

          I encourage any young person reading this who feels the slightest inclination to make a circut of their local union halls.

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          Yup. I think that’s prevalent in all industries and trades. They want the big money, and do not want to put in the time and effort that it requires to earn it. I mean, in some ways I get it because we all got bills to pay. But at the same time, you don’t actually need that boat or the F350. No! You don’t!

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        And crucially, they keep everyone’s shit together

      • MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works
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        Indeed.

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      I mean… if you’re going to start getting shit together… there are worse places to start.

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        The only other better option for keeping shit together would be waste water management.

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          But waste water managment ends in treatment plant, which separates shit altogether.

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            But it keeps the shit together.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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      Now he can get other people’s shit together, too.

    • MehBlah@lemmy.world
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      anon is still slinging that crack.

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        Yeah. I wonder, what future generations will see in 4chan archives.

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      Lol bro, you obviously don’t know shit about plumbing if you think they can’t have their shit together. They can make crazy bank.

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        I think the joke is plumbers deal with shit, not that they have low pay

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          Yes, this is the joke.

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            I fell like you didn’t read the comment I was referring to

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              My comment or the one that commented on it? I read both, I dunno.

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                No he meant the other comment from the commenter that commented on the comment of the other comment.

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              You’re saying MeDuViNox didn’t read their own comment? Bold assertion

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