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OutrageousHairdo [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year ago

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It Only Gets Better:tm:

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OutrageousHairdo [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year ago
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https://www.twitter.com/heavenrend/status/1793346515261432027

  • TheLastHero [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    I can only assume Americans are using so much oil on pizza that all structural integrity is compromised and its more like greasy tomato soup served on flatbread

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      Too much sauce could be the culprit as well, if the cheese is floating on a lake of sauce while melting you’ve got problems and another is LET YOUR PIZZA SET FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES. If they’re eating without waiting the cheese doesn’t have a chance to resttle and will be hard to get a solid bite on so you end out dragging the mass. Also likely is they’re using wayyyy Too much cheese and thst mozzarella is turning into a big disc of borderline boccini.

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        LET YOUR PIZZA SET FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES

        no

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          Resist the temptation. Just like, go into s different room for a bit. This applies to most hot foods as well. Things keep processing after they’re taken off a heat source and waiting until it’s all the way finished does make a big difference.

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            I will burn my mouth or this country down before waiting five minutes! frothingfash

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              I only succeed like half the time. The trick that works for me is smoking a joint after pulling food or sparking it just beforehand.

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