Thanks Jesus, truly a bro
What the hell is the original context of this picture?
John the Baptist baptizing Jesus Christ. It’s from a Mormon artist, I’m not sure if the Mormon church commissioned it, but it’s been used in a lot of their publications.
Jesus if you don’t let me go I’m gonna slap the shit out of you
Jesus: “Nice cuts man!”
Who doesn’t know that exact situation.
Jesus just wanted to smack the shit out of his arm. The mosquito was just an opportunity.
Jesus is actually protecting the mosquito, allowing it to suck the life out of him.
Literally me
With the other arm still up, I wouldn’t want to be Jesus.
Jesus: I gotchu bro. The bugs around here can be gnarly sometimes. Other than that, this place is prerty rad. There’s a sweet spot over there where I usually smoke pot, wanna toke?
