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  • Refurbished Refurbisher
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    1 year ago

    Moral Orel did it first

  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world
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    Hmmm wonder how Judas voted?

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      “Ahhhhhh”

      Jesus answered, “It is the one to whom I give this piece of bread when I have dipped it in the dish.” So when he had dipped the piece of bread, he gave it to Judas son of Simon Iscariot.

      • John 13:26

      (Notably, John is missing a Eucharist ritual, but has this passage trying to explain why Jesus was feeding Judas bread at dinner. The same activity of Judas partaking in dipped bread appears in Mark 14:20 too, right before its Eucharist ritual: “He said to them, ‘It is one of the twelve, one who is dipping bread into the bowl with me.’”)

  • Bz2486@lemmy.world
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    Dane Cook did it first

    • Dendr0@fedia.io
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      So, who’d he steal it from?

      • ripcord@lemmy.world
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        Super unpopular opinion: he was actually kinda.funny.

        • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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          Key word there is was.

        • hperrin@lemmy.world
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          The sold out stadiums would disagree with your assessment that that is an unpopular opinion.

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    Was Mark an apostle? My memory may be glitching, because I have the impression that only Matthew and John were actual original apostles. About Luke I am certain that he was from Greece and several decades later.

    • kromem@lemmy.world
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      No, you are correct. He’s supposed to be Peter’s secretary.

  • bane_killgrind@lemmy.ml
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    If you make vinegar jeezits you wouldn’t even need a cup for wine

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    I prefer corruption cookies

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    Ah, the classic communion wafers joke! Remember, they’re not just a snack; they come with a lot of meaning for many people. But hey, sometimes humor helps us see things froma new perspective!

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    I’ve never seen a communion wafer with a cross or other symbol on it. Is this a common thing somewhere?

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      Every time I’ve ever seen them they all look like that.

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        So weird. At every eucharistie I’ve been to in Belgium they’re just white circles.

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    “Jeez-its!”

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