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SSTF@lemmy.world to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago

What you’re seeing is advanced warfare.

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What you’re seeing is advanced warfare.

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SSTF@lemmy.world to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • nuke@sh.itjust.worksM
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    Our 1000th post is about tank gimps. I love this fucking community

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      as god intended

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      My name is Commander Shepard and this is my favorite community on Lemmy

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    Wait wait wait… Reduce the size of the tank? That just makes it easier to blow up! Make it so large that even if another tank blows a hole through it, there’s still a lot more tank left to kick ass! Example:

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      You have my vote

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    We could have lab grown organic automatons, controlled via LLMs embedded in a neuralink. They will be considered non-human and therefore may serve as emergency rations. At the discretion of the tank commander they can be detached and used for eg minefield discovery, targeting consensus, or as “meat shields” as it were.

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      We could. But the crews develop a bond with the gimp, and there’s better overall cohesion and performance.

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        They fuck it afterwards, don’t they

        • UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Well if they can’t eat it or shoot it…

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          Why afterwards

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    Richer or more populated countries would be advantaged as they can obtain pairs of dwarf gimps instead

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    Uncle Sam wants you to become gimp!

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    Why does this read as a more convoluted and less incense burning version of machine cultist.

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    We need a gimp swarm. Men in latex suits swarming hostile tanks violating everything throughout their path.

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