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My personal favorite:
This is like something Measurehead in Disco Elysium would say and I can’t not hear it in his voice.
YOUR BODY BETRAYS YOUR DEGENERACY.
Reading that makes my brain hurt
must be a result of the marijuanafication
took estrogen to get baked out of my mind, got euphoria instead :/
The high I fucking need rn. I might start growing and refining my own at this point. I could probably learn how to do it quicker than the fucking system would provide it, and I might do it anyways if the fascists gain control.
I swear, nothing has motivated me to tear apart our capitalist dystopia more than this absurd saga. One of the most accepting and progressive states in the US, and I can’t even get a doctor for a serious medical condition. One of my essential organs has been self destructing since puberty, yet they can’t even get me an appointment for months. Estrogen has almost no chance of harming me and might even help me based on current academic research, yet I have to fight my way through stubborn doctors that shame me for having the nerve to advocate for myself. All of this pain for the leeches to feast.
These evil, parasitic lords of hubris need to be hunted, bound, and bleed, not because they deserve it, but because they’ll never relinquish the blood they stole otherwise. Those petty monsters would rather burn the world than not be our gods. They’re worth more as fertilizer. IF THEY’RE UNWILLING TO LIVE AS MORTALS, THEY WE’LL NEED TO MAKE THEM!
:3
i spent like ten minutes trying to read this to the tune of californication and failed smh
Narced parody of human sex, literal monstrum incarnation
Libido demon manifests from completely stoned derangement
Trans activists taint sex drive through Marijuanafication
. . .
Hoist a Jolly Roger to stand against ordered civilization
The LGBTQ flag flies as our proud declaration
Girl cock furry porn
Smile you whore >:3
Dream of Marijuanafication!
Dream of Marijuanafication!
Dream of Marijuanafication!
Dream of Marijuanafication!
The brainrot is storong in this one
Hmmm weed making people trans, now that’s new take
LGBT is only pro abortion because they eat fetus to grow stronger. At least that’s what it said on the last Gay Agenda memo.
Be gay, eat babies!
C̷̡̛̛̹͎̰̳̮͍͔̮̱͎͔̥͂̃̀̆̑͊̀̈͘̚̚ͅÒ̴͓̣̥͍͍̗̩͗͑̀̏̽͑͒R̸̙̱̰̲̤̻͚̳̘̭̝̄̃̽͊͑͂̎̂̓̅͒͘̕R̵̢̨̛͚͔̯̣̬̣̯̱̝̺̙̎͒̇̓̊̆͂̑̃̍͐̒U̸̢̧̥̹̙͍̼̱̬̙̫̬̰̺̓̔̓̚̚͝ͅṖ̶̩͍̥̖͖T̶̡̪̘̫͚̺̦̗̳̹̻̤̝̺̗́̌̈́̏̔̑̀̍̎͘͠ ̸̪͇̈̅͑͒̅͗̈̒̓̇̀̚͠͝T̵̫̊͋̑́̀̓̊̓͐͘H̷̢̡̼͎̩̞͖̝̗̱̥̠͌͌̎̐͜E̵̪͇̺̟̿̏͒͊͊̏̄́͝͠ ̵̢̧̙̦͔̱̲̫̼̍̔̾̿Y̸̢̝̲̠͖͓̣̥̲̥̦̔̒͌̋̈́̆̍̑̚̕̚͜͜͝ö̴̼̆́́̄͘ǘ̴̢̺̫̝͙̙̝͋͐̓̍̿̽̓n̵̢͈̤̳̫̤̫̥̬͓̑̈̊̇̅̌̀̕g̸̡͉͚͖̯͚̰͍̙͈̙̈͒̽͗̐ͅl̶̤̜̲̫͎̙͇̗̲̲̠̠͋̂̒̇̍̅́͐ȉ̴̢̛̞́̊n̶̲͓͖͔̬̑̀́́̋̎̀̚͜͝g̸̡̨̡͎̟̞̳̝̰͙͍̎̎͂̅̊́̈̂ͅs̵̜̗̹͍̤̠̭͉̦͗̌͗̿̎͘
The anarchist version emphasizes it even further :3
I am
Hell yeah, sister!
Oh wait, are they trying to say that’s a bad thing? Why do conservatives hate everything cool
Brought to you by the YouTuber operating from the country founded as a “no taxation without representation” treaty breaking tax haven for retired pirates who went on to become slave owners that oppressed and persecuted the rest of native population of the continent that still to this day continues to practice along with other major world powers the sort of neoimperialism that makes us lose sleep at night.
Nah, I’m too eepy to destroy civilization. I just want human rights.
This comparison also works because the Jolly Roger instills fear in people, even if the pirates don’t do anything.
Queerphobes and queers agreeing on this sentiment
I couldn’t tell if the comment was being serious or not so I looked up Pax Tube. Ew, it’s being serious, all right!
I love how in Sea Of Thieves, the lgbt flag is the ultimate pvp flag, nothing is more intimidating than the gays.
I want to disagree, but I’m trans and love piracy…
Handbrake is like my second most used program
Arrr host the rainbow flag!
Conservatives being fractally wrong, many pirates were state-sanctioned terrorist actors against the merchants of rival nations.
… or are privateers a different thing entirely?
