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defunct_punk@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

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defunct_punk@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • NateNate60@lemmy.world
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    My mother would always just say “Fine then, don’t eat”, and then I’d get hungry later and she’d say that’s just too bad

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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      “If you don’t eat you’ll regret it!”

      “Slippery slope.”

      • Baizey@feddit.dk
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        Because of the implications?

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      For me it was “Fine then, dont eat” and i wouldnt eat anything

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    deleted by creator

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      Appeal to emotion fallacy.

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        No one said they’d be sad about it.

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          I would be sad about it

        • catsup@lemmy.one
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          Brutal

  • GBU_28@lemm.ee
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    " I own you, have absolute authority over you and don’t care about your opinion of it"

    “Oh a forum mod”

    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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      AMAB

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        Even lemm.ee’s mods? That sucks.

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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    She’s about to break both his arms.

    Then he’ll need his mommy.

    • defunct_punk@lemmy.worldOP
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      Argumentum ad baculum

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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        Cum laudely.

    • bstix@feddit.dk
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      We’re on a different forum now.

      These days the kids can buy a machine that does (up to) 700 strokes per minute.

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        Different forum but the same people.

      • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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        I think it depends on the make, model and even the situation

        Different strokes for different folks

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    • Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Ah yes, the mom with the good arms.

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    I detect the fallacist’s fallacy.

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      What about the phallus’s fallacy?

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    My porn acct name is finally relevant

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    it’s pro hoc, not cum hoc. which is to not say that it is not objectively, very funny.

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      ha ha your mom hock my cum every night thru my jorts lol gottem

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      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Correlation_does_not_imply_causation#

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        In this case, then, it would be pro hoc, since the crankiness comes after the not eating.

        Right?

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          I though it was post hoc, ergo propter hoc? After the fact, therefore because of the fact?

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            Yeah, that’s what I mean.

            The person I was responding to was comparing it to cum hoc which means that the two events being considered simultaneously, which I don’t think is correct.

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    • Quik@infosec.pub
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      I think you might mean “post hoc…” which is a more specific case of “cum hoc…” and sets focus on time/order of events

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    The Phallusy Fallacy: “You’re dick, therefore fuck you.”

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