literally had brainworms
which literally starved in his head
good grief you couldn’t pay me to admit that shit
This would all be so much funnier if I lived on a space station
Don’t forget the mercury poisoning!
Poor guy starved to death.
The doctor believed that the abnormality seen on his scans “was caused by a worm that got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died,” Kennedy said in the deposition.
Or fatal food poisoning.
“this one, unpalatable, even with chianti and flava beans.” - Hannibal Lecter
*Flava Flav beans
“Fava beans and a nice chianti”
the 70-year-old Kennedy has portrayed his athleticism and relative youth as an advantage over the two oldest people to ever seek the White House
A 70 year old is the young guy? That’s nuts
Well he does have Junior in his name
Relative youth. Did you not read that word or not understand it?
Trump and Biden are even older. Which is insane on its own lol
That’s my point exactly. Everyone is so old that a 70 year old is considered young relative to the others.
He’s still relatively old as fuck. If you can collect social security you shouldn’t be running a country
Relative to his competitors he is young, which we all agree is insane.
Poor thing probably starved to death.
Top tier roast
I switched to a garlic shampoo.
Asked last week if any of Kennedy’s health issues could compromise his fitness for the presidency, Stefanie Spear, a spokesperson for the Kennedy campaign, told the Times, “That is a hilarious suggestion, given the competition.”
That’s hard to argue with tbh.
Dead Worm for a brain Kennedy, shitting himself Traitor-Trump and I can’t see anything wrong with Netanjahu Biden, what a party.
A senile traitor, an ethically-dubious dinosaur, and a man with a hole in his brain walk into a bar—sorry, did I say bar? I meant poll.
The weird thing was it wasn’t even a parasitic worm, it was just a regular earth worm.
He’s got a lot on his mind…and, well, in it.
His brain is so toxic that the unfortunate worm died of poisoning.
Maybe that was literally the case, he apparently had mercury poisoning at around the same time.
It’s starting to sound like a retelling of the old lady who swallowed the fly.
Someone needs to invite /u/Poem_for_your_sprog to Lemmy.
The worm was dead. He’s an idiot that thinks ivermectin cures covid. Fucker got lucky and accidentally treated his at the time undiagnosed brainworms.
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Oh interesting.
The whole comment still flourishes as satire
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Well, that explains some things.
Not even mind flayers want RFK Jr.
A goa’uld?
Indeed
Lmao
“If that had been a properly FDA-inspected brain, that worm may not have died.” - someone’s youtube comment
