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Andromxda 🇺🇦🇵🇸🇹🇼@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

So excited for the Cybertruck

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So excited for the Cybertruck

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Andromxda 🇺🇦🇵🇸🇹🇼@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • EtherealMoon @lemmy.world
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    I finally saw one and was shocked at how stupid it looks. It’s like Elon had a grudge with babyproofed corners.

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      He is edgy boi

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      I saw one while working, and yeah, they look even dumber and more useless in person.

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        I feel the same sense of embarrassment for the driver that I would if I saw some guy masturbating in public.

        • some_designer_dude@lemmy.world
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          I can at least comprehend someone’s motivation to masturbate.

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          At least that is a free activity that can be enjoyed by others and very unlikely to end up on social media

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      Yup spotted my first one on the road just couple days ago, it looks so much worse in person. It had a nice dirty brown tint going on too.

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        I just spotted my first in person yesterday and I agree completely. My kid said “It’s shiny” and I said “Yeah, because the alternative to that is to be covered in rust”.

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          covered in rust

          The best thing about these “trucks” is that they all will be, eventually.

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        One I saw was the same. It looked like it had already been through hell

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      That’s hilarious, *I* just saw my first one yesterday! They are ridiculous…

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    Don’t put your finger in that (probably still safer than real one)

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      The real one will actively try to crush harder if it fails to close, so yes.

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    Those after-market accessories really add some flash.

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    Saw one yesterday and it really is that bad. The design screams ”Gimmie that ruler, idiot. Now was that so hard?"

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      Yeah it actually looked worse in person than I expected.

      It looks like how a caveman would draw a car after only seeing them on a Playstation 1.

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        “So, how many polygons can we use to render this car in the game?”
        “Uh … four?”

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    I literally just saw one in person for the first time like 10 mins ago, truly a hideous vehicle lol

    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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      What shocked me the most was how much stupider it looked when surrounded by normal vehicles. It looks like a cheap prop from an early '70s sci-fi movie - I wouldn’t be at all surprised to see Sean Connery climb out of one wearing a codpiece while shouting “renew!”

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        That was a movie that should have existed but didn’t. Man a Zardoz Logan’s Run crossover

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      Same, but earlier today. How bizarre. And what an ugly piece of shit. Also a big forecast for rain so the dude was living life on the edge.

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    Wow the wheels looked bigger on the render why do car companies always do that

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    More rust resistant too

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    Fake! Unrealistic lack of rust.

  • Andromxda 🇺🇦🇵🇸🇹🇼@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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    I’m pretty happy that these pieces of shit are banned here in Europe

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    Can we get a photo shop with some flames coming out of it?

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      I honestly wouldn’t believe it was a genuine Tesla unless it spontaneously caught fire.

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    There’s alot of junk in that trunk.

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      Somebody threw out an entire Days of Our Lives set!

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    Looks too sturdy to be a real cybertruck

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    Such future

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      much wow

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        Very truck

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    deleted by creator

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    Blow this up on Shitter!!

    • Andromxda 🇺🇦🇵🇸🇹🇼@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      Actually found this picture on Xitter

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