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YoBuckStopsHere@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

A Lufthansa pilot traced a 15-mile-long penis shape in the sky after being asked to divert his plane

www.businessinsider.com

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A Lufthansa pilot traced a 15-mile-long penis shape in the sky after being asked to divert his plane

www.businessinsider.com

YoBuckStopsHere@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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After a Lufthansa pilot was asked to divert their aircraft, they spent 16 minutes doing loops in the shape of a penis over Sicily's east coast.
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    What a dick move

  • JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works
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    I wonder what’s the chance the was random. With all the planes that have made holding patterns over the years, I’m sure some look phallic by chance. Or maybe the tower usually makes sure not to accidentally draw that?

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      Lol

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    “Guys…I…I think we just drew a dick in the sky!! I COULD FEEL IT!” - One astute passenger nobody believed

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    Its clearly a tie get ya mind out da gutter

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    If they didn’t want pilots to draw dicks in the sky with multi-million dollar aircraft they wouldn’t make them so easy for pilots to draw.

  • 👁️👄👁️@lemm.ee
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    High quality shit post

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    This also highlights where the pilot giggled.

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    I think He did it on purpose

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    The pilot is a human race mvp.

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    hell yeah

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    Dude should get that looked at by a doctor.

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    Deserves a raise.

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    What the fuck is a Lufthansa

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      not sure if you’re serious or not, lufthansa is germany’s main airline

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        Sweet, thanks man - I don’t live there so i wasn’t familiar

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          i think it’s one of the largest airlines in the world, their hub is Frankfurt iirc so they offer flights almost anywhere and if you connect it’s via Frankfurt

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lufthansa

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        And they are a bag of dicks to work with too in my experience.

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      It’s the thing you wash yourself with in the shower

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        No, that’s a loofah. A Lufthansa is what Nena was singing about 99 of.

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          No, those are Luftballons. A Lufthansa is a kind of electric fire starter.

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            No that’s a looftlighter. Lufthansa was the kid who got lost in the forest with his sister Luftgretel.

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            They’re all “air”-something in german.

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