I’ll give it a go:
10/10
<3 Here’s the one I rejected because it’s a bit of a softball, but perhaps you’ll like it as well:
Except Orang Utans have to die for Nutella
Moist and warm. Slice of cake : toilet seat
Aromatic with a gooey center
“Romantic with a gooey center”
Yes, I am!
Eew.
“Pungent bouquet, with an earthy flavour.”
Good for cheese, depending on your tastes. Almost certainly bad in other contexts.
Hey, maybe I like my women like ambergris. Musky, greasy, and found motionless on the beach.
Hey, leave Laura Palmer out of this, she’s been through enough already.
It’s an old reference, sir, but it checks out.
Also, something about damn fine coffee, or whatever.
DAMN fine!
^ this comment right here, officer
“Robust and Full-bodied.”
Debatable.
Wet ass pussy.
