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SandbagTiara2816@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

A little girl said monsters were in her bedroom. It was 60,000 bees

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A little girl said monsters were in her bedroom. It was 60,000 bees

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SandbagTiara2816@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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Saylor Class had complained of "monsters in the wall" of her room at their farmhouse in Charlotte, North Carolina.
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    Bees aren’t monsters.

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      What if 60,000 of them collectively formed the shape of another creature for the express purpose of terrifying a child? 🤔

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        That’s basically a character on Rick and Morty (except its like a million ants)

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      60,000 of anything is basically a monster. I wouldn’t even want to be confronted by 60,000 koalas.

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        So. Much. Chlamydia.

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          Title of your autobiography!

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        60,000 Guinea pigs

        Prepare to be wheeked to death

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          60,000 Guinea pigs

          you leave my end users out of this. It’s not their fault the higher ups chose a crappy software vendor

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      That’s exactly what a bee would say. 🐝🤔

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        Shh! Don’t make us sting you 😤

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          Then don’t put out that red light, Roxanne

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      If they’re pissed off enough to swarm in the tens of thousands, they are temporarily…

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        FYI. The quantity of bees in a hive has more to do with their ability to find good food sources nearby, and the suitability of the place they’ve made their home, and nothing to do with their temperament. That size hive would not be considered particularly remarkable in an apiary. A “swarm” of bees is actually just a bunch of bees that split off from a successful hive and are looking for a new home and are typically very docile. Since this colony had a home (these people’s house), it was technical not a “swarm.”

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          Thanks for enlightening me, I sit corrected 😁

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