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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Steve From “Blue's Clues” Touches Hearts of Millennials by Beating Dan Schneider to Death With His Bare Hands

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Steve From “Blue's Clues” Touches Hearts of Millennials by Beating Dan Schneider to Death With His Bare Hands

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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Millennials recently found themselves bawling with tears of joy after Steve Burns of “Blue’s Clues” fame once again touched their hearts by viciously beating Dan Schneider to death with his bare hands.
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      The article and joke was rather mid. But holy crap is watching you turn into a corncob because you didn’t get a joke hilarious

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          “im not owned! im not owned!!”, i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

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      I return your pettiness to you. Bye now. 👋

      lmao oh no! Anyway…

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        Huh, never thought I’d see a heated argument over the colour of a dog in blues clues.

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          Certified reddit moment.

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            We did it Lemmy!

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              Congratulations dumbass!

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      Holy shit HOW do you not know magenta is a color like pink or purple lmao, the dog is named Magenta because it is the color magenta, kinda like how the only other fuckin dog in the show is named BLUE cuz it’s FUCKIN BLUE.

      A magenta colored flower isn’t out of the cards when you Google the word of a pinkish color.

      Your fists don’t go instantly blood red when you punch someone, unless you’re doing something very wrong, there are various shades of pink (e.g.s hot pink and MAGENTA)

      Either smoke a joint and calm the fuck down and try to come to terms with the fact that you’re ignorant instead of getting angry, or go back to first grade and learn colors again.

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