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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Neil deGrasse Tyson Gets Into God Debate With Terminally Ill Child in Make-A-Wish Gone Awry

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Neil deGrasse Tyson Gets Into God Debate With Terminally Ill Child in Make-A-Wish Gone Awry

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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Nine-year-old Oliver Cahill, who has battled rare brain cancer for over half his life, recently met Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson thanks to the Make-a-Wish Foundation.
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    Wait until he brings up mirror kissing.

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      Weird

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        Did you know that if you kiss a mirror, it’ll be on the lips?

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          You gotta be faster than the speed of light, then you can kiss yourself on the cheek in the mirror.

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            That would be a trick and a half.

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          Interesting. Do you have any suggestions on how I can empower my narcissism?

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            Just keep doing what you’re doing, you’ll be fine.

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      “How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren’t real?”

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      Reposting content eh? Like we do here on lemmy? Unacceptable.

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        That’s obviously OC so what are you talking about?

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      He’s doing his best to give tips to the other narcissists out there - after all he learned from the best, himself

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      imagine saying something 5 times in 10 years lmao what a piece of shit /s

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        I’m sure glad you put the sarcasm mark in there or I’d be really upset.

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          unfortunately ya gotta nowdays 😭

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      https://youtu.be/FYQFqJcBSLs?si=gju5TkdRAplpcQfY

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