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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Anon factory resets

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Anon factory resets

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • Dr. Wesker
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    How do you accidentally have sex?

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      You can’t tell me you’ve never tripped, fell, and found yourself having sex before? Duh. It’s like so common.

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        • dohpaz42@lemmy.world
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          It’s like a cartoon of my life!

          … ok not really.

          • nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de
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            You’re not the guy pushing the service cart?

        • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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          Man, MTV must have been so cool

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        Only ever happens to conservative men and only with other men.

    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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      Maybe he was lying on his back and a partner just got off and a woman saw there was an available penis and got on before OP could say “no hetero”, and by then he felt it and decided to never say it.

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        “No Hetero” 🤣

        Made me laugh way too hard.

        I’m saying that to women that I just want a platonic relationship with now.

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      1. Be at an orgy
      2. Have sex with someone you didn’t intend to f
      3. ???
      4. Profit
    • exocrinous@startrek.website
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      “Damn bro that ass is tight af. I wonder what you look like with the lights turned on, you handsome boy.”

      “I’m a woman, anon.”

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      There’d be no way of knowing

      • AlpacaChariot@lemmy.world
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        Haha thanks, I forgot about this gem!

        Think it might be time to rewatch the office!

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      Fiction

    • isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de
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      lots of alcohol I’m guessing

    • lemurian_time_sorcery@lemmy.world
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      how do you not

    • general_kitten@sopuli.xyz
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      Lots of alcohol usually

    • PoliticalAgitator@lemmy.world
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      Exactly. It’s probably just a bullshit story to encourage gay people back into the closet.

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        Why would this story compel anyone back into the closet?

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          It pushes the idea that gay people can be “cured” with straight sex, which was extremely popular with homophobes in the 80s and 90s.

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            I see that people could get this idea and its worded like that in the greentrxt but people with half a brain would go: “congrats, you just found out that you are bi”

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              The fact that it doesn’t reach that incredibly obvious conclusion just makes me even more skeptical. He specifically says he’s straight now.

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                Well i guess 4chan is not a stranger to different kinds of phobias so your take makes sense

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    labels are for jars.

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      Of for my fuck boy. He has a label with my name.

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      Minecraft is gay

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    Go two knuckles deep and hold the cum button until you reset to the factory settings.

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      careful not to also press the taint, or you do a screenshot

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        Another picture of a pocket?

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      pussy so good boy got a factory reset

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    Sounds like it overloaded on sex and rebooted while they were having sex with a woman. Like holding the analog stick of your controler when turning it on.

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      Like holding the analog stick of your controller when turning it on.

      Isn’t that called masturbation?

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    Take it out/blow on it/put it back in

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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      peNES

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        peSNES

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          peN64

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    Pegging is fine, I guess.

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      deleted by creator

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    Become such a degenerate that you loop back around…

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      a l i a s i n g

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    My preferences have heavily shifted.

    Used to do guys only but now I’m more into women. Not that I ever say no to a man who grooms himself well.

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    when the pussy so good it make ya do the Windows 95 logon noise

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    I too am afraid of having an accidental sex with a woman.

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    There are no gay people and there are no straight people. These are words made up to make pearl clutchers more able to digest deviant behaviour.

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