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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netbanned_from_community_badge to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 2 年前

Boat rule

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Boat rule

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netbanned_from_community_badge to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 2 年前
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    Unsinkable II got me.

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    Fucking cirrhosis of the river has me rolling lmao

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    Unsinkable 2 made me cry from laughter

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      I chuckled

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    So what are y’all naming your boats if you had one?

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      Boaty McBoatface

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        I ended up with his brother Reginald McBoatface.

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      Nile and wave, buoys

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      Boats McGoats

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      Boatie

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      Loaded Boatery

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      Mine is named “Machine”.

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      Amistad II

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      There’s a place near where I used to live called Phó Que Huong and I don’t know what Huong did to deserve this.

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      Pho sho.

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      Pho sizzle

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        Pho Cue

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          Pho King

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            Pho Sho

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              Pho Q

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                Pho Reignmuck

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    No bass to mouth?

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      That’s how i name my ship in Blackwake! (Free (janky) pvp pirate game)

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        Oh shit, is that game still alive? I played that back when it was pay2play.

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          It’s f2p now, got enough players right now. But somehow the news needs to spread that the game is worth playing.

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    There’s a boat in my mom’s neighborhood with the name Current Situation, I appreciate it.

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      Kinda sounds like a Culture ship name.

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    I always liked that time in the Flintstones where Fred and Barney jointly bought and named a boat.

    (Sorry for the shitty camera-pointed-at-screen video; it’s the only one I could find.)

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      Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

      Fred and Barney jointly bought and named a boat

      Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

      I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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      You named your boat Sea Me Now?

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