Why did you do this
I was hungry
If space and time are linked and space can theoretically fold in on itself, can time fold in on itself?
Yes
Would you do it again
Yes
Oh my god, I leave for 5 minutes and this is what I come back to?! Buddy - you doing alright?
I was bored
What a bowl of spaghetti does to a fella 😔
Was it good
No
I laughed at this. Why did you eat bad spaghetti
For I was hungry
Where did you eat it
On a log outside
What kind of log was it
Unknown. It was modified to be a part of the landscaping.
What kind of pasta did you use
Undercooked whole wheat spaghetti
Any sauce?
Premade tomato sauce with basil
Cheese?
Shredded Italian blend
Will anything ever live up to this moment
You can either be a smart fella or a fart smella. I am both and will live in infamy
