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nifty@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Free therapy hack just dropped

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Free therapy hack just dropped

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nifty@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    “Well that was certainly a wild interview, but you definitely seem like the least traumatized person who’s interviewed for this position by far so you’re hired.”

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      Aww shit.

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        Work 1 week, ask for a raise in the 2nd therapy session

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      average slaughterhouse worker

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    Money saving tip: instead of therapy, just respond to the “wrong number” pig butchering scammers and play along with their game. The whole point of pig butchering scams is to foster friendship and connection before scamming you out of all your money. So you can talk to them about your problems and they have to listen and form coherent responses. As a bonus you’ll be wasting the time of a scammer.

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      Is it bad when the scammers start begging you to leave them alone?

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        We call that the Kitboga technique

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        That means you’re winning.

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          My therapist is about to break

          I can feel it

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      This must be what they called the Invisible Hand Of The Free Market.

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      Absolutely brilliant

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      I’m currently doing that right now on a dating app.

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      Except that you might just be wasting the time of someone being held hostage by a gang…

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        Doesn’t matter. They can’t hurt other people if their time is being wasted

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    I once was on a panel where the interviewee responded “my family” to the weakness question, and did not elaborate. So this is a mood.

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    Great for first dates too!

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    Free access to a psychologist.

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    Upper management material

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