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howrar@lemmy.ca to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

On a scale of 1 to 5, where do you shop?

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On a scale of 1 to 5, where do you shop?

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howrar@lemmy.ca to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • silliewous@feddit.nl
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    This is how AI will take over. Utter confusion.

    • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca
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      On 1,273,584 scales from 0.00000 to 1.00000, is this a picture of a stop sign?

  • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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    It does kinda make sense if you ignore the shuffled order. I’d guess it was originally something like “On a scale of 1-5, how much do you prefer to do back to school shopping near home vs near campus?” and then went through a couple iterations of counterproductive clarification.

  • Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works
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    5,4,2,NA,3,1 blast off!

    • lurch (he/him)@sh.itjust.works
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      deleted by creator

  • Hjalmar@feddit.nu
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    And they also decided to put “not applicable” in the center

    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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      It’s ok because it’s the neutral answer

  • FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io
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    I shop in T̷̥͍͒̉̐̇̋̊̔́̄͒̈́̿̕͝͝H̷̬̞͉̼͋͂̾̌̈͜͜E̷̺̒͂́̿͗̀͂̎̋̎̄͊͠ ̷̯̭͔̙̝͍̬̠͍͐̉̒̓͆̈́V̴̯̮̓̀̑̓̔͘O̶̧͙̼̻̪̲̱̣͗Ì̷̫͒͂͂͆̒͝Ď̶͇͍͇̹̼͝, should I select 2 or 4?

    • dalekcaan@lemm.ee
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      Depends, is T̷̥͍͒̉̐̇̋̊̔́̄͒̈́̿̕͝͝H̷̬̞͉̼͋͂̾̌̈͜͜E̷̺̒͂́̿͗̀͂̎̋̎̄͊͠ ̷̯̭͔̙̝͍̬̠͍͐̉̒̓͆̈́V̴̯̮̓̀̑̓̔͘O̶̧͙̼̻̪̲̱̣͗Ì̷̫͒͂͂͆̒͝Ď̶͇͍͇̹̼͝ closer to your home or campus?

      • dumbass@lemy.lol
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        Technically T̷̥͍͒̉̐̇̋̊̔́̄͒̈́̿̕͝͝H̷̬̞͉̼͋͂̾̌̈͜͜E̷̺̒͂́̿͗̀͂̎̋̎̄͊͠ ̷̯̭͔̙̝͍̬̠͍͐̉̒̓͆̈́V̴̯̮̓̀̑̓̔͘O̶̧͙̼̻̪̲̱̣͗Ì̷̫͒͂͂͆̒͝Ď̶͇͍͇̹̼͝ is closer to both locations.

    • Resol van Lemmy@lemmy.world
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      Choose literally anything, then divide by zero.

    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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      yes

      • FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io
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  • edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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    Very slight !softwaregore@lemmy.world you got there

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    Why would someone voluntarily fill out marketing surveys for Google?

    • jettrscga@lemmy.world
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      They pay you. No idea if it’s worth it since I haven’t done it myself.

      • And009@lemmynsfw.com
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        Worth it since they’re paying for it

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      They usually take like 30 seconds and you get credit for the play store. Like .15 to 1.00 or more per short survey. I tend to wrack up 5 or 10 bucks in a month.

      I’ve done it so long that there’s not really anything left I want to buy, so I like to give the change to donation services for apps like voyager.

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    Yes.

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