CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone to Melbourne@aussie.zone · 1 year agoDaily Discussion Thread: 🦍 Mon 1 Apr 2024message-squaremessage-square113fedilinkarrow-up121arrow-down11file-text
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minus-squareTofu@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 year agoThe body of Jesus has been found. He remains dead. Easter is cancelled. Today is no longer a public holiday. Off to work and school.
minus-squareCEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zoneOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 year agoToo bad because I ate the eggs already.
minus-squareTofu@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoOne of those eggs would have hatched to become Jesus 2.0. You’ve doomed us all.
minus-squareCEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zoneOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoAt my age? That would be a miracle.
minus-squareTofu@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoSo was Mary’s sister when she got pregnant with John
minus-squaremelbaboutown@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoHmm… looking at the date today I’d say you’re facon
minus-squarejust_kitten@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoIncredible effort by bacon to go as far as renaming themselves!
minus-squareEagle@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoAnd here I am going ‘who is Tofu?’ My brain is fried.
minus-squareCEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zoneOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoYou wake up expecting bacon but you end up with tofu 👎
The body of Jesus has been found. He remains dead. Easter is cancelled. Today is no longer a public holiday. Off to work and school.
Too bad because I ate the eggs already.
One of those eggs would have hatched to become Jesus 2.0. You’ve doomed us all.
At my age? That would be a miracle.
So was Mary’s sister when she got pregnant with John
Hmm… looking at the date today I’d say you’re facon
i am tofu
No you’re natto
Incredible effort by bacon to go as far as renaming themselves!
And here I am going ‘who is Tofu?’ My brain is fried.
You wake up expecting bacon but you end up with tofu 👎
What a let down!