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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

The man can't help himself

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The man can't help himself

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • Zidane@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Probably smells like piss

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      If it walks like piss, smells like piss, it’s definitely a duck.

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        Who are you so wise in the way of science?

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      I very much doubt that.

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        why would you doubt that?

        were you pissing on the same spot everyday repetitively without anyone complaining?

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          Because liquids are absorbed by the ground and don’t dry up. Pee stinks when drying up, not when being in the ground.

          Unless the guy pisses on the porch or in a serious heat wave/drought, its not gonna stink as the ground sucks the pee in.

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            this guy piss

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          I have. Doesn’t smell (not just according to me)

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