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Vicky@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

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Vicky@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • LazaroFlim@lemmy.film
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    To call a taxi you can go in the red zone but the hand has to be sideways and you must be doing a frantic fast waving while screaming “TAXIII” in a high pitch voice. Also get on your tippy toes.

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      And it’s not an open palm gesture, you point only your index finger up. Otherwise it looks like you’re just waving at someone

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      if you face your palm to the side rather than to the ground it looks less bad

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    “Call waiter” is also grade school “Pick me, I know the answer!”

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      You have to say “oohoohooh!” along with it.

      • 001100 010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Omg I remember kids in middle school making that sound like they’re in a zoo. But then again, I did go to a school that felt like a zoo.

    • sparemethewearysigh@lemmy.world
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      Only if you’re the Hermione Granger type lol

  • damien@lemmy.zip
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    Help! I put my arm in the red zone and now I hear marching outside.

    • 001100 010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Lemme fix that for you real quick…

    • theangryseal@lemmy.world
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      Icht bin schleebin unst der Fuhrer! 9! 9!

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    As a German I would not even think of trying any of these except Rest or Call Waiter.

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      As an American, I almost never have to call a waiter because they swing by every five minutes to make sure I’m not dead.

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        Yes, but not one time have they swung by to find you dead, so it’s obviously working.

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          I… I can’t find fault in that logic.

      • kibiz0r@lemmy.world
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        As a midwesterner, I never call a waiter because I don’t want to bother them.

        • shadowSprite@lemmy.world
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          As an introvert with social anxiety I never call a waiter because I eat my food at home away from people like the rest of the losers

      • MisterEspinacas@lemmy.world
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        “If you’re alive, could I interest you in some dessert? We have a wide selection of desserts! If you don’t order dessert and you’re not dead, please leave. Your table is useless because you aren’t buying anything more!”

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      sus username

      • genoxidedev1@kbin.social
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        Honestly, when I made the username I didn’t really think that it would be taken into correlation. That’s why there’s “dev” at the end because I just wanted a cool username and combine it with my hobby.

        Just a disclaimer because we also do not joke about what our ancestors did.

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          Interesting hobby for a dev

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            I will never touch my keyboard ever again

  • MisterEspinacas@lemmy.world
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    Do parents pet their children now? So strange!

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    Better add some extra degrees to be on the save side when in Germany or Israel

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    Red zone is “how to get in Italy’s governing party” (/s but not really that much)

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      Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/HDD4GNiO5ag

      Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

      I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

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    Does the right wing realize they could cripple humanity by using the angles in green to mean like “I’m a secret racist”. We’d all be walking around like penguins ruled by our arm wielding racist overlords!

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      Got some bad news for you: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quenelle_(gesture)

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        Oh boy that was a wild read

    • Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works
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      You mean like milk and the circle game?

    • 001100 010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      New Secret Hitler game irl

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    I’m just practicing to stop Japanese katana with bare hands

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    The red zone is how we stop the bus in argentina

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      deleted by creator

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    What’s the difference between Hitler and Winnetou?

    15 degrees.

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    It’s very easy to solve by kinking your arm a little.

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    Just bring out the other hand and go for a dab

  • ██████████@lemmy.world
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    fashioned

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