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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Extra food glitch

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Extra food glitch

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • Gork@lemm.ee
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    Triangles taste better. That’s just science.

    • lordmauve@programming.dev
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      Triangles taste objectively worse. The acute 45° angles are not effective at retaining sandwich contents so you are just tasting plain bread.

      By cutting orthogonally you create 90° corners on each segment, allowing a uniform distribution of delicious filling throughout each sandwich segment.

      That’s just maths.

      • Rud_1UP@lemmy.world
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        Your math fails when you consider ketchup.

      • Anticorp@lemmy.worldM
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        Someone needs to learn how to hold a sandwich!

    • eth0slash0@lemmy.world
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      Hexagons are the Bestagons

  • Noite_Etion@lemmy.world
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    Not cutting the sandwich gives you less sandwiches.

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      Actually cutting the sandwich cause some amount of crumbs and some amount of sandwich ends up on the knife. It’s a minuscule amount but a uncut sandwich gives you the most sandwich.

      • ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works
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        But it does not give you the most sandwiches, as when you cut a sandwich, you have 2 sandwiches.

        • Noite_Etion@lemmy.world
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          Exactly

  • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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    But if you cut it in a very specific order, it can give you enough calories to kill god

    • HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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      Can you share please? I am so hungry, and killing god sounds fun.

      • Notyou@sopuli.xyz
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        Probably something like that.

        • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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          The sacred texts!

        • EfreetSK@lemmy.world
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          Witch!

  • siipale@sopuli.xyz
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    But James May would disapprove of that kind of cut.

  • Smoogs@lemmy.world
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    Grey is not the best color for a sandwich

  • Anticorp@lemmy.worldM
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    What it does actually give you is a nice spot to hold the sandwich while you bite off the appropriately sized end pieces.

  • JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee
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    What game is that?

    • kamiheku@sopuli.xyz
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      Not a game; based on the watermark it’s some funny haha publication by the name of IRL Loading Screens. The style is based on TES: Oblivion though

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