To think we could’ve been this close to an Alonso win

Well, that’s depressing. Just for a moment, I dared to think the pack might actually be closing up.

Red Bull gives you (dead bird’s) wings

Other teams about to hire a magician to deposit pigeons in the Red Bull.

Catching game yourself is a weird way to save on catering costs.

So that’s why he was slowing down by 0.01s?

Meanwhile that dead bird is undergoing harley quinn-esque mutation