rynzcycle@kbin.social to Antique Memes Roadshow@lemmy.world · 2 years agoMy 11yo sister posted this in our family sibling discord. I've never been more proud.media.kbin.socialimagemessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1177arrow-down120
arrow-up1157arrow-down1imageMy 11yo sister posted this in our family sibling discord. I've never been more proud.media.kbin.socialrynzcycle@kbin.social to Antique Memes Roadshow@lemmy.world · 2 years agomessage-square16fedilink
minus-squarefinkrat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 years agoWelp be sure to tell Bowl Cut Bin Laden that toasters can’t hurt him
minus-squarerynzcycle@kbin.socialOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·2 years agoMy wife asked me why I carry a gun around the house. “To fight the motherfucking Decepticons,” I said. She laughed. I laughed. The toaster laughed. I shot the toaster.
minus-squareBeemo Dinosaurierfuß@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoWhy would he lie to him? Better keep him away from those hell machines.
Welp be sure to tell Bowl Cut Bin Laden that toasters can’t hurt him
My wife asked me why I carry a gun around the house.
“To fight the motherfucking Decepticons,” I said.
She laughed. I laughed.
The toaster laughed.
I shot the toaster.
Why would he lie to him?
Better keep him away from those hell machines.