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SomeoneElse@lemmy.worldM to Confidently Incorrect@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

The ultimate confidently incorrect comeback?

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The ultimate confidently incorrect comeback?

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SomeoneElse@lemmy.worldM to Confidently Incorrect@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    Why even bother with energy thieves?

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      I know, right? I’d be aborting it.

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        /c/JesusChristLemmy

        (It’s not a thing, but it should be)

        • stevehobbes@lemmy.world
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          Be the change you want to see in the world.

          • moosetwin@FMHY@lemmy.world
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            my dumb-ass thought you were replying to the abortion comment

      • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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        Ah the old Lemmy switcheroo.

        I do miss this one. Didn’t see it much on that other site in the last few years, so I’m guessing I’m in the minority :(

        • Objectionist@lemmy.world
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          the birthing grounds are here. welcome, everyone, to the first official (hopefully) lemmy switch-a-roo.

          it doesn’t get much better than completely copying reddit culture that existed 10 years ago

        • Iron Lynx@lemmy.world
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          Hold my pregnancy test, I’m going i-*THUD*

    • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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      in my experience is people coming from already broken families desperately trying to retain some connection so their kids don’t grow up alone. the sad payoff though is it generally just makes everyone more miserable for the effort.

    • MissJinx@lemmy.world
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      love me some colin robinson

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    Ya know what made me infertile? Covid!

    It’s been more than 3 years and my period is still AWOL.

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      I wish my period went AWOL after one Covid episode and 3 Biontech. I am tired of being annoyed at the summer for no reason

    • solstice@lemmy.world
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      Wait really?

    • Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.world
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      Sounds like you’ve become a run-on sentence. I hope the author comes back for you if that’s what you’re hoping for.

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    what kind of ghoul bitch - even if they’re demented enough to have those thoughts - voices them?

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    Well, my wife hasn’t been pregnant since we got the vaccine. That may have more to do with planning ahead and my vasectomy than the vaccine, but we’re going to keep trying.

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    Should’ve left a note “What else was a lie?”

    • beanz@lemmy.world
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      the cake

  • Dekudibusei@lemmy.world
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    Have a good one, to-be parents!

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    Still not as good as Andy’s comeback story

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    Sucks that she got COVID after getting the vaccine

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    deleted by creator

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    That happened 🙄

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      Is this really that much of a stretch to be unbelievable? Really?

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        Didn’t a bunch of these lunatics say that Bronny James’ (LeBron James’ son) heart attack was associated with the vaccine? I think even Musk was trying to coy with it.

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      What part of it is hard to believe?

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