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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

U.S. Navy Announces Plan To Phase Out All Wet Activities

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U.S. Navy Announces Plan To Phase Out All Wet Activities

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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NORFOLK, VA—Reaching the decision after an extensive discussion amongst the military branch’s leadership, the U.S. Navy announced Friday its plan to phase out all wet activities over the coming year. “Although wetness has long defined the Navy’s operations, we’ve concluded that getting wet is really more trouble…
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    I’m going in dry, bite that pillow!

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