tetris11@lemmy.ml to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

"You just left ninety-nine hundreths of that cake!", exclaimed Tom extremely obtusely.

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"You just left ninety-nine hundreths of that cake!", exclaimed Tom extremely obtusely.

tetris11@lemmy.ml to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

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“You just ate 90 percent of that cake” flows better, even though I think both our maths are wrong

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