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Ben Hur Horse Race@lemm.ee to Shitty Food Porn@lemmy.ca · 1 year ago

Ritz Crackers with blocks of off-brand SPAM, american cheese bits and kewpie mayonnaise

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Ritz Crackers with blocks of off-brand SPAM, american cheese bits and kewpie mayonnaise

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Ben Hur Horse Race@lemm.ee to Shitty Food Porn@lemmy.ca · 1 year ago
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  • Poutinetown@lemmy.ca
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    Honestly this would be pretty gourmet if you spread the mayo, go with two square Ritz instead one a round one, and cut the cheese/spam into square.

    • cygnus@lemmy.ca
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      And stack it like:

      ham

      cheese

      mayo

      cracker

      • Poutinetown@lemmy.ca
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        I’d add another cracker on top too, but that’s optional

    • Ben Hur Horse Race@lemm.eeOP
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      i didnt know ritz had squarez.

      • Poutinetown@lemmy.ca
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        Squarez Ritz: gourmetz editionez

  • bahbah23@lemmy.world
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    I’m not a big fan of American cheese, but this shouldn’t be too bad. It’s roughly a ham and cheese sandwich.

    • brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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      Roughly a third grader’s snack

      • Ben Hur Horse Race@lemm.eeOP
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        fuck I didnt even realize i made lunchables… god damn I think I need an MRI

      • Ben Hur Horse Race@lemm.eeOP
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        • brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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          Good eye

          ♿️🦽🦼

          These guys are from another planet where this food is appealing:

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    • bitchkat@lemmy.world
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      Yes, it reminds you of a ham and cheese sandwich.

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    deleted by creator

    • MrBusiness@lemmy.zip
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      I like musubi, but the price of Spam is ridiculous right now. I’ll stick to my other choice of lips and asshole scraped from the very bottom of the barrel for now, bologna.

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    I would definitely eat this and regret it later.

  • Mister Neon@lemmy.world
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    Good choice of mayo.

    • Ben Hur Horse Race@lemm.eeOP
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      I bought it as an experiment and because it was trendy. Its pretty good- my first thought was that it tasted like miracle whip. Ive come around to it over time

  • Jessie@lemmy.ca
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    i hate it i hate it i hate it im sorry.

  • metallic_substance@lemmy.world
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    With a neater presentation this could look appetizing

  • lemick24@lemmy.world
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    Good lord

  • setVeryLoud(true);@lemmy.ca
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    Was it KAM?

    • Ben Hur Horse Race@lemm.eeOP
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      i dont know what that means

      • Asidonhopo@lemmy.world
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        I’m guessing it was Treet then

  • INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone
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    I nut

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    Jesus, I at least fry the spam first, and I never eat American cheese. What a savage.

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      if I fried the spam Id probably melt the cheese on the spam bits while it was frying, and then you’re leaving the doman of shitty food

      I live in europe now but I grew up in the states and american cheese is like an ultraprocessed hug from my ancestors

      • Classy@sh.itjust.works
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        American cheese isn’t even “ultra processed”. It’s basically just cheddar with a couple edible chemicals added, one being a salt IIRC. Nile Red did a video on it

        • Ben Hur Horse Race@lemm.eeOP
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          heh!

      • Che Banana@beehaw.org
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        I gave my kids Spam & eggs for breakfast as a “treat” when we went camping, they loved it!

        Then thier minds were blown with Spam masubi (Spam sushi).

        • Ben Hur Horse Race@lemm.eeOP
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          thats hawaiian, yes?

          • Che Banana@beehaw.org
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            Absolutely!

            And it’s amazing!

            • Ben Hur Horse Race@lemm.eeOP
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              I suppose one could make it- just sushi rice, nori and a spam slice… how thick? is it fried at all?

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                Sushi rice, saute or grill the spam to carmeliize, nori wrap…thats it. Maybe eel sauce. easy peasy.

                The Hawaiian cooks I had used the can to mold the rice, eel sauce, then placed spam over the top, sliced to shape, the nori wrap.

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                  bueno

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