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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 1 year ago

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  • threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works
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    True, if both the ants and I are naked and get zero prep time, the ants would probably win. But if I have a few minutes to prepare some buckets of soapy water and tuck my pants into my socks, I think I’d have a decent chance.

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      What’s becoming more and more clear is that you truly have no grasp of what 30 million ants en masse truly is. 😅🤮

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        All you’ve got to do is maintain a little distance from them, and I can easily outrun an ant. Step on the closest 500, take a step back. Repeat forever.

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          Thirty.

          Million.

          The ambulatory physics of that volume is firmly in the fluid dynamics territory, not a mere creepy crawly carpet. 😳

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          I think you need a flamethrower in the scenario…

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      But what if each each ant had some buckets of soapy water, pants and socks?

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        I still fancy my chances. I don’t breathe through my skin.

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