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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Bologna cup

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Bologna cup

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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      “Yes I am looking directly at it.”

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    A sandwich but it’s fecal matter instead 👍👍

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        Thanks, I have a feeling this is going to come in very handy 😄

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            Another banger! Have one of my favorites in return!

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              Always happy for a good crowder replacement.

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        The Hipstet Utseende.

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    I’m sorry but we’re going to have to ask you to leave.

    (I feel like this might read bad… It’s just a joke! ;P)

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      We would have accepted “get the fuck out.”

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    !shittyfoodporn

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      c/stupidfood

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    Pocketing this for April 1st

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      That’s still a ways off, you’ll ruin your pants.

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        I shat them years ago they’re perfect for this.

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    Remember to make a batch of half and half peanut butter and bologna for Halloween.

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      I love the way your mind works

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    I would absolutely eat like 10 of these in one sitting

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    Glass of water but it’s actually concentrated prussic acid.

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    Okay I might just make these and leave them in the break room at work

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    Seems risky, because people don’t expect chocolate to need refrigeration.

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    The Bologna Cup sounds like an award for excellence in disinformation.

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      Brb going to make an award panel, similar to the razzy award for acting.

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      I thought it was a soccer derby.

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    am i insane for actually wanting to try this

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      Don’t forget to add a layer of mayonnaise in between the bologna.

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    Why is this mortadella without fat? A vegan one? Heresy!

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      Because it’s not mortadella. It’s American bologna, which is just a solid pink mass in the same shape of, but otherwise wholly distinct from actual sausage.

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